Saturday, August 30, 2014

I like how everyone else gets asked more about themselves and I introduce myself and it’s all “Oh, okay. *leaves*”

notjustanotherstatistic:

fitsp0:

I am honestly going to post this everyday. 
Spread awareness people. 

This makes me feel a million times better.

notjustanotherstatistic:

fitsp0:

I am honestly going to post this everyday. 

Spread awareness people. 

This makes me feel a million times better.

(Source: lushy-fitness)

liquidlyrium:

ohmyloria:

raptorix:

masterwaffle:

thebiotic:

uhhh james, you okay?

NOBODY WANTED MY GODDAMN EGGS

If they stick to the pan like that, I don’t think I’d want them either.

I have never laughed harder in my life, omg

oh my god oh my god oh my god

liquidlyrium:

ohmyloria:

raptorix:

masterwaffle:

thebiotic:

uhhh james, you okay?

NOBODY WANTED MY GODDAMN EGGS

If they stick to the pan like that, I don’t think I’d want them either.

I have never laughed harder in my life, omg

oh my god oh my god oh my god

sixpenceee:

Well damn Jessica 

sixpenceee:

Well damn Jessica 

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Avengers Photoset #38

more?

Avengers photoset #37

visualeyesed:

ramen-naruto:

sixpenceee:

THE VOICES
I remember reading this creepy story years ago, but I’ve searched and searched and I can not find it at all, so here’s my own written version of it: 
I hate sleeping alone. I know, I’m older and I shouldn’t be afraid of the monster under my bed, but this monster is inside my head. It’s a voice.
At first it’s soft.
"Please help me."
I look around my room. Complete darkness. There’s nothing around me. The disembodied voice continues to get louder and more demanding.
“PLEASE. PLEASE.”
It’s booming now. I’ve tried to tell my mother about the voice many times before, but she ignores me. The voice vibrates against my skull.
“COME ON. I’M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.”
I put the palm of my hands against my ears to try and shut it out. Sometimes it works. I really wish my mom would help me. She barely talks to me anymore these days. I hear it again.
“PLEASE!!!!!! JUST LISTEN TO ME!!!!!”
I feel two icy hands on my shoulders, and I jump out of bed. This was it. I’ve had enough. I run to my mother’s room.
"Mom! Mom! The voices are back. Please let me just sleep with you for tonight."
My mom immediately wakes up and rolls over. Her eyes are wide open with concern. She takes out her cell phone and dials in a number. She says:
"Hello? Doctor? I’m sorry for calling this late but I’m hearing the voices again."
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Holy plot twist

Dude that gave me goosebumps!

visualeyesed:

ramen-naruto:

sixpenceee:

THE VOICES

I remember reading this creepy story years ago, but I’ve searched and searched and I can not find it at all, so here’s my own written version of it: 

I hate sleeping alone. I know, I’m older and I shouldn’t be afraid of the monster under my bed, but this monster is inside my head. It’s a voice.

At first it’s soft.

"Please help me."

I look around my room. Complete darkness. There’s nothing around me. The disembodied voice continues to get louder and more demanding.

PLEASE. PLEASE.

It’s booming now. I’ve tried to tell my mother about the voice many times before, but she ignores me. The voice vibrates against my skull.

COME ON. I’M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

I put the palm of my hands against my ears to try and shut it out. Sometimes it works. I really wish my mom would help me. She barely talks to me anymore these days. I hear it again.

PLEASE!!!!!! JUST LISTEN TO ME!!!!!”

I feel two icy hands on my shoulders, and I jump out of bed. This was it. I’ve had enough. I run to my mother’s room.

"Mom! Mom! The voices are back. Please let me just sleep with you for tonight."

My mom immediately wakes up and rolls over. Her eyes are wide open with concern. She takes out her cell phone and dials in a number. She says:

"Hello? Doctor? I’m sorry for calling this late but I’m hearing the voices again."

You may also like: THE BOY WHO LOVED TO READ & THE GIRL IN THE PHOTOGRAPH

Holy plot twist

Dude that gave me goosebumps!

nowyoukno:

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Friday, August 29, 2014

(Source: catugly)

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

(Source: jaidefinichon)